Tumblelog by Soup.io
Newer posts are loading.
You are at the newest post.
Click here to check if anything new just came in.

April 30 2018






Tony Stark is kindhearted and selfless. He is noble and good. He is generous and eager to help others. His driving force is the need to protect others. He is a true hero. 

Have we been watching the same movies

First of all this was about the comics. Second, what kind of asshole comes onto a post that is nothing but positivity to insert their shitty negativity? Go away

Things that Tony Stark HAS done in the MCU and people don’t credit him for:

Being irresponsible to the point of creating weapons for the greater good. I.e. Believing the bullshit Howard spouted at him probably from a very young age about how weapons keep soldiers safe.
Put together a circuit board at 4. Created a promoter AI in his early teens. Lost his parental figures (don’t you ever forget Edwin Jarvis) at 17. Become the CEO of a multi billion dollar company at that age.
Survive open heart surgery in a cave in Afghanistan with no anesthetic and created something his father, a certified genius, was never able to achieve.
Vowing to Yinsen to become a better man than he was and actually protect the people that are worth protecting.
Growing as a person. Shutting down weapons manufacturing when he figured out that they were hurting others more than they were helping. Pushing his renewable/green energy projects to create something as cool as a self-sustaining tower (“it should run for about a year.”)
Survived palladium poisoning and recreated an element in his own personal lab
Taking a nuke, that the AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, sent to destroy New York into space and being completely mentally and emotionally wrecked because of it.
Create a program that he thought would keep the world safe from alien threat. Let’s not forget he’s the only one who saw the scope of the chitauri invasion. He’s the only one apart from the Asgardians who actually KNOWS what the threat is.
Monetarily sustained the Avengers. Gave them a home base, tech, armor and the Stark name to be protected under. (“Actually he (Cap) is the boss. I just pay for everything”)
Was manipulated and psychologically tortured by a witch with something that he fears more than anything else in the world. The family he’s made was presented to him dead and the blame for that was placed in his shoulders.
Was cornered by a grieving mother and blamed for the death of her son. Maybe he’s taken shit like that for the team before but nobody will know cause his grief isn’t important, right?
Has anyone thought what the conversation was like between Tony and Ross before they presented the accords to the team? Because I dunno 117 countries agreeing on that piece of legislature probably carried a lot of fucking weight.
Try to protect his team, the people he actually knows, from government interference/punishment.
Saw his best friend/brother get shot down from the sky and be paralyzed.
Hastened the technology that allowed said brother to walk away.
Deal with the emotional, psychological and political fall out of the accords AND the war.
Deal with PTSD and night terrors (IM3 anyone?) for YEARS while facing those same fears every single day.
Recognize the genius in Peter and understand his sense of agency while at the same time trying to keep him as safe as he possibly can.
Provide a mentor figure to a high school kid who is both like him (young misunderstood genius) and not (hero too young. Far too young)

Things Tony Stark has NOT done in the MCU and which he is accused of time and time again:

Selling weapons to the highest bidder. That was Obidiah Stane, if your Tony hating memory doesn’t let you remember.
Killing Wanda and Pietro’s family. Again, Obie’s warmongering at its best. The funniest thing to me about this bullshit is that people blame Tony for killing the Maximoffs and justify what Wanda did to him and yet get a stick up their ass when he does the same thing to James. Like, the hypocrisy of that is hilarious. Wanda and Pietro see a bomb with Stark written on it and are justified in killing Tony despite his lack of knowledge of it but he’s not allowed to want the same kind of revenge after SEEING HIS PARENTS BEING MURDERED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. Like don’t get me wrong revenge isn’t the solution and is the whole reason they’re in the mess they are now, but come on.
Vanko: that’s Howard. That’s even fucking stated by Vanko himself that it’s about exacting revenge for what Howard Stark did to his father. And somehow Tony gets blamed for that? Fuck that. It also isn’t his fault that Hammer is a jealous piece of shit.

So don’t come at me with the Tony Stark hate. Go share it amongst other people who have time for that kinda shit.


Why do people hate Mary?







Like we get it that she lied to John about the whole assassin thing, but all she ever wanted to do was to protect him by going as far as to hurt Sherlock. In the end, she takes the bullet for Sherlock so that he and John can have each other companionship. I mean she risked her daughter’s future so her husband could be with his friend. The last time we hear her voice is remarking their friendship. What I mean is she ships Johnlock.

Because she ruined the whole show?

From the moment she was introduced, the show stopped being fun, stopped being clever and stopped being good.

And even after she died, she wouldn’t DIE. She was still showing up as a ghost, doing voice-over monologues, which was WORSE then when she was alive.

 Although I’m not fond of Mary myself, she has a right to be main character, not only for John, but as part of the original books. If that was the case then why not kill off all the characters which centers off the original 3?!!

I saw some other replies with their reasons. I don’t mean to offend anyone. It’s that I wanted a clearer justification for Mary with evaluated reasoning. Majority of it is one-sided and as a person who hasn’t watched the series in a long time,  I found it unclear. No hate.

OP I’m only replying because you said you were looking for clear reasons for disliking Mary, so I’m going to try to offer some. 

First off, she didn’t shoot Sherlock to protect John. She shot him to protect herself when he was offering to help her. That’s a huge distinction that needs to be made. 

Secondly, she was definitely, 100% trying to kill him. If it really was “surgery,” Sherlock wouldn’t have needed to revive himself through sheer willpower and strength. If he hadn’t restarted his own heart, he would have died. And if Mary had meant for him to live, she wouldn’t have tracked him down after learning he survived and threatened to do it again. She only didn’t shoot because she would have gotten caught. 

Thirdly, she very clearly did not regret shooting him. Even when apologizing to John, she was only really sorry that she got caught, and even had the audacity to sass him for approaching her. We see no remorse from her at all in the rest of HLV, and then TST picks up and we’re expected to believe she and Sherlock are bffs all of a sudden. She waits until she’s dying before apologizing to him, which is a long time after it happened. 

Fourth, as you said, there’s the fact that she has lied to John about who she was since day 1. But even after “coming clean” in HLV, she continued to lie to him in S4. Also, a lot of Holmes fans didn’t appreciate the writers trying to be cheeky and cute by having Sherlock favor her over John. The show became too much about her, and not enough about Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, as every Holmes adaptation should be. 

Basically, the writers gave us all theses reasons to not like her/question her morality, and never resolved any of it in S4. They never balanced it out with enough reasons why we should like her, and then expected us to accept her as a trio with John and Sherlock in TST. 

And regarding the canon books, there was never an “original 3,” if that’s what you were trying to say. It was always about Holmes and Watson and only them. Mary Morstan was hardly ever mentioned and not at all important. When Moftiss tried to mess with the Holmes/Watson dynamic by making it a trio, that’s when the show started going downhill in ratings and reviews. 

If you were genuinely trying to understand why some people don’t like her, I hope this helps. 

1000% THIS.





I get really confused when americans, when talking about universal health care are like ‘yeh but it’s not free sweaty :) :) you have to pay it through taxes :) so gotcha!!’

and I’m like ….???? That’s the whole point??? Everyone pays their fair share so that no one has to be turned away because they don’t have insurance??? And no one has to set up a Fundraiser page just so that they DONT DIE???? So people don’t put off going to the doctor because they’re scared of going bankrupt?? Because healthcare is a RIGHT and should be free at the point of access?!?

“So no one has to be turned away” she says hahaha go to a universal health care country and get a necessary operation in less than a few years and come back and talk shit.

Look at the cure rates compared to mortality rates in universal health care countries and compare them to ours, then talk shit.

Tear your ACL in a universal health care country and see what the people say if you should go to their hospitals or go to an American hospital, then talk shit.

2010. I’d been feeling a bit ill. Work was going nuts, so I figured it was stress.  Pretty good call considering a week later work fired their entire IT department (of which I was part).    

But then I got sicker.  And it turned out I had cancer.

Burkitt’s lymphoma, stage 4a. It had spread into my brain and spinal column. 90% cure rate, but I needed nine months of chemo - and not the outpatient chemo, nope, talking multiple week stays per round of the magrath protocol.  Drugs were about 10k an IV bag.  I was unemployed.  And there were complications.

Thankfully I live in a country with universal healthcare.   And it didn’t cost me a goddamn cent to save my life.  I’m now officially past the five year mark to move me from “remission” to “Cured”.

I’ve lived in a universal healthcare country my entire life. And I’ve seen the US system in action.  Your system is fucked. Straight up fucked. You’ve got fucking Dickensian shit going on there, people dying on streets from preventable causes or ending up broke for breaking a hip.   Your health insurance companies have you by the balls and people like you are begging them to squeeze harder.  What the actual fuck is wrong with you? 


yeah no shit. That story above? Happened when I was 32.  I’d spent 14 years of my life paying those fucking taxes that funded the system that saved my life.    And guess what?   Now I’m cured, I’m…Back..at work..And have been for several years…earning waaaay more money and paying back into the system.

This shit doesn’t exist in a vacuum, dickhead.  You’re not feeding some imaginary pack of leeches, you’re paying forward on your own damned healthcare so you don’t have to argue with an insurance company while trying to heal. 

April 28 2018

4737 6617 500




Never let this die

March 18 2018


This is wild, y'all






PLEASE click through and live through the horror of these real estate pics with me. PLEASE. 

i was not prepared for any of this and never wanted the slide show to end

how straight people style their homes

I thought I was prepared; I was not prepared.

Whoever owns this house has a very strong sense of their own style, and for that I admire them.










I just… wanna remind people that asexuality was classed as a mental disorder by the DSM all the way up until 2013…. Because I feel like people don’t know this or like to ignore it because it doesn’t fit into their “asexual people don’t face discrimination” rhetoric.

Asexuality was only removed from the DSM in 2013. Please, know this and remember it.

asexuality is STILL in the DSM they still have a disorder that’s literally the definition of asexuality called “hypoactive sexual desire disorder” which is what they’ve always classified asexuality as. they just added a clause that said “if the patient IDs as ace it’s fine” but it’s not like the general population knows what asexuality is and people want to complain about how visibility is such a high priority for us jesus christ

thats a very good point. i knew about that distinction, but it bears repeating for people that see this post and arent aware of it

And that’s why we need the queer community to be like ‘no really we exist and it isn’t hurtful it’s quite fine they belong here with us, the other queers, who were just de-pathologized.’ 

*bang gavel*

I was going to college and grad school when the fight over this diagnosis being included in the DSM-V was going on. 

If I remember correctly, the big push to keep it in the DSM came from the pharmaceutical companies who need this diagnosis to exist so that they can market a drug they are currently working on to treat “female sexual interest/arousal disorder”. 

This diagnosis is so fucked up. It not only pathologizes Asexuals, it also pathologizes non-asexual women for having less interest in sex than men. This disorder literally used to be called “Frigidity” and feminist psychologists had to fight like hell to get the DSM to clarify that simply having a lower sex drive than one’s husband was not sufficient for a diagnosis. 

The APA throws in that little disclaimer about being a “self-identified asexual” and the diagnostic criteria of distress, but they did the same thing before they removed homosexuality from the DSM. 

A lot of people think that psychologists stopped considering homosexuality a disorder in the 1970s, but that’s not entirely true. They kept it in the DSM with a slightly changed name and a criteria that the person experience distress about being gay. This was used to justify “reparative therapy” for decades. 

This diagnosis is just one part of the APA’s long history of pathologizing human sexuality, especially women’s sexuality. Women who deviate even slightly from the prescribed amount of sexual interest will find themselves labeled as either borderline or frigid. 

Important stuff. Little thing: ‘the other queers, who were just de-pathologized.’ Does not include trans people and cross dresssers. We’re also still in the DSM.

As well as bi people often being coerced by psychology practitioners to convert to a monosexual orientation. The pharmaceutical, psychology, and religious practices of pathologically categorising anyone who strays from white cisheteropatriarchal supremacist moulds is alive and well. Shunning asexual and aromantic people will NOT end this queerphobic (homo-, bi-, trans-, and aphobias, as well as anti-intersex medical coercion) establishment’s systemic abuses.

I repeat: Shunning asexual and aromantic people will NOT end this queerphobic (homo-, bi-, trans-, and aphobias, as well as anti-intersex medical coercion) establishment’s systemic abuses.


February 15 2018

4766 051e


sometimes i still can’t believe ???? that aa steve is even real ?????  like, 1st of all, pLEASE nOTE that within the aa universe, steve isn’t even the Official Team Leader, the writers of aa have always taken care to have ppl explicitly acknowledge tony as leader of the avengers. so steve and tony are de facto co-leaders. and there’s no lip service, there’s no ‘team in name only’ because aa actually SHOWS US HOW THEY WORK AS A TEAM & WHY. this whole episode was about tony’s insecurities + paranoia influencing his ability to make good choices and to effectively lead the team. 

and instead of criticising or blaming him for letting his anxiety and doubt get to him, steve supports him.  steve shows him he isn’t alone.  he tells him that the team has his back and he’s never going to be expected to do this all alone because that’s literally what the team is there for. and it’s just so simple, so easy, and straightforward and unconditional.  goddamn, this is how you do steve and tony.



First of all, sorry for the slow responses! I forgot that I had to work a shift today, so I wasn’t around all afternoon. Which didn’t leave much time for me to write, but here I am, so lets do this (until I inevitably disappear to get some sleep)! Also I’ve gotten some very lovely asks but I wanted to write this down before I forgot. I thought of this headcanon while I was working and it’s too damn good not to share:

Alright, this happens at some point after CW but before Thanos shows up. The team (without Bucky, who’s still in Wakanda, working on getting his head cleared) is back in the US, having signed some form of revised accords. Steve is no longer team leader, but otherwise they’ve gotten off fairly easily with little repercussions. The tension between the old and new Avengers is obvious and especially Tony is met with outright hostility. It doesn’t help that Rhodey still isn’t in any shape to join the fights and is rarely around.

One day Clint signs Tony up for a parenting class. It’s another not-nicely-meant joke because of all the criticism Tony’s gotten for letting Peter fight. Only, the thing nobody expected? Tony actually goes. Because apparently he’s just that masochistic (apparently part of him still desperately wants to fix, to work things out between them). It earns him a lot of harsh ridicule, but Tony finishes it all the same.

Thing is, the Team Cap is so busy making fun of him, they don’t even notice when things start changing. Little things. When Steve walks into an argument between Clint and Tony and asks the latter “What have you done now?” disappointedly, Tony doesn’t snap something, get defensive or flee. He says “Have you ever noticed that you’re always immediately assuming I’m the one who has done something?”. It earns him another hurtful comment from Clint, and the incident is forgotten.

Until. Until, one day, during a debrief, Steve snaps. “She’s just a kid, Tony!” he yells when Tony keeps insisting on harder training for Wanda.

There’s a moment of silence, before, “Oh. Really? Does everyone agree with that?”

“You’re still not done catching up, Stark? So much for the futurist,” Clint sneers, and the matter is dropped. Or so it appears.

For the rest of the meeting, Tony is quiet. Thoughtful. In retrospect, they should’ve taken it for the warning it was.

That evening, when Wanda orders a new dress online, FRIDAY dispassionately informs her the transaction is impossible, as the price goes beyond her monthly allowance.

After a fruitless shouting match with the AI, she goes to Steve. Who (after a just as fruitless shouting match) goes to Tony. Who shrugs. “You told me she’s just a kid. Nobody, not even she herself, disagreed. I’m treating her like one.”

Suddenly, M-rated movies are inaccessible whenever Wanda is in the room. Once her curfew is reached, all electric devices go into sleeping modus (unless in case of an emergency of course). Talking with Tony, screaming at Tony, proves to be completely useless. Tony refuses to budge. Repeats lessons from his parenting class, about enforcing rules and teaching children boundaries.

And it doesn’t end there. The entire team is cut off from Tony’s money–Steve has to admit, he’s entitled to that, and maybe the team has gotten a bit too used to throwing Tony’s money around. That’s not the bad part anyways, they all have their own salaries from the government, they can still live. Just maybe a little more limited than before.

But suddenly the services they’ve become accustomed to are cancelled. They have to buy groceries themselves. There is no cleaning crew after Wanda throws a temper tantrum–she has to clean it herself or one of her ‘staunch defenders’, as Tony calls them, has to do it for her. New furniture doesn’t magically appear out of thin air, they have to buy it. And suddenly–suddenly the costs are starting to add up.

There’s a list pinned to the fridge one morning–on paper even–with their chores, going from doing the dishes to the laundry, that rotate every week. Who hasn’t fulfilled his one has to do all the chores the next week. FRIDAY keeps track of it, and barring missions and injuries, there are no exceptions.

Being grounded is an honest to god possibility now, including all electronics, for when they break one of the House Rules. And they are all enforced ruthlessly.

They all try to talk to Tony about it–they aren’t children, they don’t have to put up with this shit, it wasn’t funny to begin with, when is he gonna stop this already–but he remains unmoved.

It’s all “You told me Wanda is a kid,” and “I am allowed to set rules, considering you’re living under my roof. And there really is no excuse for breaking them, you are all aware they exist and why. They’re reasonable and you know it.”

And the most damning of them all. “If you’re so grown up and independent, you know where the door is. Walk out. This isn’t a prison, and you’re always welcome back, provided that you’re following the rules. You can walk away any time you want.”

Suffice to say, Clint is getting a lot of shit for signing Tony up for that parenting class. (Tony tells him he really appreciates it because clear communication is important.)




















The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

who wrote this, expose him

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

That was difficult to read.

So ugly

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated


You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”.
I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”


“To get back to my body”


This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Im actually laughing so hard omg

This is so much better with pictures! That harpy looks gooooooood!

February 09 2018

4791 6d88 500




hands down the best twitter story ever



Safe mode is now on!





You can toggle it off following these easy steps

I wonder why did they force it on for everyone xD I dont even see any benefit they get out of that other than just pissing people off :p

might be a good idea to to check your stuff and make sure its off! many of your favorite artist will start to seemingly disappear

Just a reminder that we have seen THE MOST INNOCUOUS STUFF labeled as NSFW by this hellsite. Every artist i follow has had some perfectly innocent piece flagged and had to fight to get the tag removed.

And a lot of it seemed to involve LGBTQA content. Weird how that seems to happen.

Filter your content, but don’t let Tumblr decide who does and doesn’t get heard or seen.

@namara-ashina just kindly told me that my icon was flagged as NSFW by tumblr’s algorithm. I did not know that my cartoon grumpy face was that offensive.

Seeing that most of what I post is people with- skin???, this kinda worries me.

I am on the tumblr app. To turn off safe mode (iOS) I had to go to settings > tumblr and change safe mode from there.

February 01 2018


how to track anonymous asks.

















So you have your ask.

Highlight the word “block”

Right click the word block.

Click “View Selection Source”

Something like this should pop up:

Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part).
Copy the IP address and paste it to this website:

Paste the IP address into there, press enter or “Lookup IP Address” and all the information should come up. 

If any of you are getting anon hate and you wanna be that extra mile of petty, here you go. Choose your weapon bb. 😘❤️

Bitches you are dead now ahah

Another Fun Fact: if someone’s harassing you online and telling you to kill yourself, that’s equal to jail time! :D

All you gotta do is find em and tell your local police! ❤️

@vintageartist @ask-theshy-angelbunny


For thems going through bad times with anon hate

Here u go boo-boos <33

i know a few peeps who could use this im share it haiku robot please

i know a few peeps
who could use this im share it
haiku robot please

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

@coupdefoudreylo this is what I was looking for!

anonymous dicks from now on

Good to know! Rebloging to help out those receiving such harassment.

@writing-prompt-s @mooncatyao @everyoneisgay @gaypride-blog

@lgbtcomingout @anticyberbullyingclub @anticyberbullying-blog

Take a look at this, spread it far and wide! Now no one can get away with leaving hate or cyber bullying!

@bitchydragonninja Thanks for your tag. But I won’t open anonymous asks again. ❤️

December 13 2017











my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants

pros: you won’t want to kill yourself

cons: you might want to kill yourself

Back when I was in a psychiatric hospital, and was offered antidepressants, my mother had declined them due to that apparent side effect. So the staff actually explained about this effect antidepressants have, that give reason to that warning.
When first taking antidepressants they raise up your energy first. So that you have the energy to do the tasks you might have avoided doing due to your depression.
Because of this those who were already suicidal, now have the energy to go do so. Which is the ones this warning is given for.
It’s not that a side effect of antidepressants magically makes you want to kill yourself, it’s the energy it gives those who were already struggling with suicidal issues, to actually attempt the act.

Very informative…

Wow. I’m so glad you explained that. Now I understand

My high school choir/psych teacher actually told is about this. She also said if you have a suicidal friend who starts seeming like they might be getting better because they have more energy, that’s the time to be cautious because that’s when they may still be suicidal but they’ll actually have the energy to go through with it

THIS. a thousand times THIS. I had it explained to me in my AP psychology class in high school. super fucking important.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT and I wish my doctors had explained it to me this well when I first started taking them.

JUST GONNA REBLOG THIS AGAIN TO ADD that my younger sister in law recently started on anti-depressants among other medications in juncture with therapy to help handle an extreme case of OCD and anxiety, and I was the one who had to explain this to her. Her doctor only explained the risks, and not WHY they would actually be considered risks, which put her off of taking medication for most of her life. I explained it, and she understood, and THAT is why she is now on medication that is significantly improving her life. DOCTORS NEED TO TELL US THIS SHIT.

Best description of why ‘increased risk of suicide’ is included in the warning for anti-depressants I’ve ever read.

Signal boost this to save a life.

December 05 2017

9831 e3e5 500


















yooo everybody. my mom and i were goofing around and found this seriously FUCKED UP site. all your information, (phone number, nam, address even) is available for 2.99. like everything. please watch this video on how to remove it. (im not sure if it’s there for minors, but if you’ve ever owned/rented a house you’re definitely there. it’s worth checking it out to make sure.)

video on how to remove information. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA

fucked up website: http://www.spokeo.com/

also, if you’ve lived in more than one place/state it has you multiple times, remove all of your profile things. (it had my mom 4 times, all over our state. even from when she lived in a house 9 years ago.)

psa over.



This is very concerning. I just spent the last ten minutes removing my entire family (including my 14-year-old sister) from the site.

Cool Mom Tech has a guide on how to take your information off the site if for some reason you can’t watch the above video.

Just to inform everyone, it’s American only, but it’s real. I’ve found 3 of my friends already with this sight and the only reason I knew it was them was because I happen to have their address. PLEASE CONFIRM IF YOU ARE ON THIS SITE AND IF YOU ARE, REMOVE YOURSELF. NOW.

I’m screaming internally because I just searched up a handful of my friends who live in America.. and found every single one of them without fail. This is scary.

For my American followers

This is creepy as hell and completely legit. Please take the time to remove yourself from this list.

I just googled it and yeah. Now I can see a real meaning behind the saying ‘don’t give out personal info on the internet’..though in these times it’s difficult not to

THIS IS SCARY SHIT. This could be how my ex has been getting my information for a long time… ITS DANGEROUS. I JUST CHECKED IT OUT AND ITS REAL. IM ON THERE, MY FAMILY IS ON THERE. THIS IS NOT OKAY.


Abstergo is getting less and less subtle by the day damn

save urself yanks


This isn’t our normal posting, but if there are any American followers on our blog, PLEASE do this now.

If anyone of my followers is american, do this!!!

PLEASE STAY SAFE. I’m not American and I don’t plan on it but I know at least some of my followers are and I want you all safe. Please, please, please, signal boost this as much as possible.

November 04 2017



That millie bobby brown winning a sexiest woman contest article is fake like the article is real but there are no actual sources and the webpage itself is not reliable so like thank god but do your research before spreading false info

Reposted byp856 p856
0779 cfc6 500






Here it is: Best stuff first

Extremely handy if you follow a lot of people and hate missing anything good. 

Best Stuff First moves the best stuff on your dashboard—mhm!—right up to the top. 

It’s rolling out this week on iOS and Android, and comes with this Help Center article.  

Thanks! ✌️

I don’t have the option to turn it off yet, but chances are good that my dash is still affected. Chances are good that y'all have been affected. Whatever you do, keep checking your settings tab for the ability to TURN THIS OFF. Because we creators are gonna suffer from this.


There’s a chance that y'all might not have gotten this option yet, but i finally did. For the sake of all creators out there, check your general settings and look for this option. If you have it, TURN IT OFF. Don’t let some algorithm dictate what you see.

Don’t just like this. It needs to be spread so people know. Not only will your feed be out of chronological order, but creators who aren’t hella popular are suffering lack of exposure because of this. This is the one thing i WILL pressure to reblog.

Hilariously, I did not see this new post at the top of my dash until I turned off the dashboard sorting thing.

Reposted bypaket paket

October 10 2017


October 09 2017







Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon

“I want to be a half-ogre.”

“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”

“The ogre half is at night.”

“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”

“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”

“…you what?”

“I have my dragon girlfriend-”

“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.”
-dice sounds-

*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”

“So i decided to fight robin and his merry men with my fists and kungfu”
“Just like that? Well its your funeral.”
Rolls dice for damage"the enemy mob is defeated instently because the pc focused most of their stats in strenght and agility"

“Are you kidding me?”



“It’ll be amazing”

“How would that even work”


(A few rolls later)



“what the fuck dude….”

Reposted byp125 p125

September 21 2017



Father, why have you bought the hammer?

- Thomas The 18th Century Boy Who Doesn’t Realize He’s About To Be Killed By His Dad

Older posts are this way If this message doesn't go away, click anywhere on the page to continue loading posts.
Could not load more posts
Maybe Soup is currently being updated? I'll try again automatically in a few seconds...
Just a second, loading more posts...
You've reached the end.

Don't be the product, buy the product!