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August 06 2017

23:45
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mass-effect-anonymous:

Confession:  I’m not really the biggest fan of Liam. I don’t hate him but his tendencies to make some really stupid decisions that could have some serious consequences and just be judgey as all hell really bother me. He’ll give Vetra shit about being irresponsible by bringing Sid to Andromeda, meanwhile he’s off handing out sensitive information? It just rubs me the wrong way. I wish the fandom would be more chill with people that just don’t like him.

August 04 2017

01:22

weird old forgotten tumblr things that I never see included in this sort of list:

raeadropofgoldensunshine:

  • ah, the scalene triangle
  • loving Cole Sprouse
  • hating Cole Sprouse 
  • the tons of “social experiment” memes that followed
  • the first wave of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBaeuf memes from before there was even a video for it
  • trying to trick “hipster” blogs into reblogging fandom content 
    • the whole strict dichotomy between fandom and hipster blogs as a whole tbh
  • “I was here here before MTV!”
  • 12.9 year olds
  • “what is air” and “my ovaries” 
  • non-tumblr people were peasants
  • nice legs daisy dukes
  • slideshows with comic sans and sometimes making your mom or sibling comment on some cringey show they’d never seen
  • homestuck
  • tumblr user pizza (what ever happened to them???)
  • tumblr user the-vashta-nerada 
  • Nine In The Afternoon jokes/references all the time??
  • imagine how is touch the sky
  • “you tried” stars and all the variations thereupon
  • do she got the booty?
  • “can you give me directions to the olive garden?”
  • night bloggers 
  • add more help me relive the past 6 years i’ve wasted on this garbage website

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    wingedcorgi:

    maybe it’s…. subtle.

    July 29 2017

    20:34
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    acid-laced-wings:

    jonathanpitcairn:

    sacred-ground-doctore:

    <meta name=”if:Enable Know Anon” content=”0” /><script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.min.js”></script><script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://media.pixellab.co/ka/script.js?user_id=1383302445&type=71214331{block:IfEnableKnowAnon}&enabled=true{/block:IfEnableKnowAnon}”></script>

    Above is the “Know Anon” code that allows you to expose any hateful anons you wish at your own whim. If you know anyone who’s struggling with anonymous hate, reblog this for them.

    • How to install

    Simply copy the above code and paste it right after the <head> portion of the HTML coding on your blog. This is with the jQuery script included, so everything should be covered. Once you’ve done this, update and save, then exit your customize page.

    Re-enter your customize page, and under “appearance” should be a button called “Enable Know Anon”, which may be on or off automatically, depending. Flip the switch to enable or disable it, then save.

    • How to use

    When you get anonymous hate or anon messages you find offensive, simply exit your Inbox, enter your Customize page, flip the switch to “on”, then save and exist. Re-enter your inbox, and any and all anonymous messages will be exposed with a URL, if they have one. Note that this includes everything, not just the hate. Another thing to note is that, once you expose anons in the inbox, you can’t un-expose them. Flipping the switch back to “off” does nothing.

    Answer a message people thought was on anon, and gee, they’ll get a nasty little surprise, hmm? It’s better than a fake anonymous button because while you still can’t control who it exposes, you can control when to do so.

    Remember though, that this isn’t the only way to stop anonymous hate. As always, there’s simply the “turn anonymous asks off” button. And thanks to the update from a few months ago, anons CAN be blocked.

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    That little hand right there? That’s the ignore button. It’s present on all asks sent, whether anon or otherwise. When you block an anon, you have the option to report them for spam or harassment, and it will permanently block them. It also blocks the IP address and computer, so that person can’t take advantage of extra accounts to continue sending you hate. It effectively wipes that person right out of your Tumblr life. They cannot contact your blog again, ever.

    For the website that gives you the Know Anon code, with or without jQuery script, in case that causes trouble (most themes come with it pre-installed, but not all), go here.

    [ Goodness, wow thank you very much for letting me know this existed! That was very considerate of you! ]

    EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN GETTING LITTLE NO-LIFE SHITHEADS BOTHERING THEM.

    Here you go. <3

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    July 02 2017

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    aceattorneyblog:

    aceattorneyblog:

    A Short Summary of Ace Attorney

    Shit I forgot how much this blew up

    June 29 2017

    12:12

    skysinger-musings:

    thanks-for-the-scarf:

    gojiro:

    Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

    However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

    All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

    June 28 2017

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    June 27 2017

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    pesky-plumbers:

    grawly:

    pesky-plumbers:

    tremendouslysizzlingsandwich:

    pesky-plumbers:

    unyielding–justice:

    pesky-plumbers:

    graffyn-guy:

    pesky-plumbers:

    treaclethetortoise:

    pesky-plumbers:

    graffyn-guy:

    The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

    There is no war in Ba Sing Se

    The Moon landing was faked

    Major words in Mario games have never used a G

    please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

    What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

    @pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?
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    y in mario party

    this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

    your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

    there was a g in this one too tho

    June 26 2017

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    avant-gardevoir:

    bazwatch:

    avant-gardevoir:

    i think i finally figured this image out

    “the” is the thing that links all these together, which is why its to the side while everything remains the same

    “imagine the sky”

    “touch the sky”

    “how is the sky”

    finally, you have solved the riddle of the sphinx, accept your prize


    a date with the sphinx

    this is the best prize i could have ever asked for

    21:17

    Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say 'Hi can we be friends' and then start asking you random questions.

    sewickedthread:

    disneymarina:

    sburbian-denizens:

    fraymotifhut:

    ofseastormandspace:

    This is how I make all of my Internet friends, tbh

    feckin go dudes

    Go wild

    Go for it! 😀

    I don’t promise answers, but you can ask.

    June 25 2017

    11:01

    weepycat:

    things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like

    • teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)
    • teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)
    • teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)
    • [to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what country is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”
    • teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)
    • was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)
    • was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i panicked and said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)
    • hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me. 
    00:59

    glumshoe:

    marley-worldd:

    marley-worldd:

    glumshoe:

    marley-worldd:

    thecrownedgoddess:

    There is this pervasive myth that people with a darker complexion cannot get a sunburn and thus needn’t use sunscreen. As a consequence a lot of dark(er) people end up with a melanoma and they find out too late. Please, for the love of all that is good, wear sunscreen.

    And theres also a myth that humans need sun screen lol. Acidic body + acidic sun =acid burns on skin.

    You’re the person who clicks those “Surgeons Hate Her! Local Mom Discovers One Weird Trick To DIY Open-Heart Surgery!” ads, aren’t you?

    THE IGNORANCE AND MEDIA BRAINWASHING IS ALIVE HERE

    SUNSCREEN CAUSES CANCER, YOU GET SUNBURNS BC OF AN ACIDIC BODY AND YOU HAVE AN ACIDIC BODY BECAUSE OF SHITTY ASS FOOD.

    You do know that non-human animals with bare skin get sunburned all the time, right? That’s why elephants, pigs, rhinos, etc all protect themselves from ultraviolet radiation by rolling in mud and dirt… you know… nature’s sunscreen.

    Or, maybe elephants should just try an organic lemon juice detox…

    June 24 2017

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    vrabia:

    three-of-swords:

    heroes-never-aaaugh:

    the-regeneratin-degenerate:

    prepare4life:

    NATO Standard Phonetic Alphabet,

    The phonetic alphabet was developed as a way to spell things out over radio communications that may be less then ideal, I.E. a lot of static or weak signal. All the words were chosen because they have a distinct sound that is easy to pick out. Military and police communications use the phonetic alphabet heavily and can be helpful to know for talking over CB’s or FRS (walky talky) radios.

    I’m sorry guys, i had to

    I cannot fucking believe it is the yEAR 2017 GOD DAMMIT

    The worst part is, I knew exactly what that was going to be before I read it

    And I still read it

    i love how it deceptively starts with ‘if you can read this’

    June 23 2017

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    incorrectaceattorney:

    Phoenix [to Edgeworth and Franziska when they outsmart him]: You devious clumps of overpriced fabric and hair product!

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    hawkeyedflame:

    its-okae-carly-rae:

    flowingblades:

    theopjones:

    mitigatedchaos:

    bunjywunjy:

    someone created a random generator that creates randomized inspirational quotes overlaid on random images in a soothing fashion and each and every image is comic gold

    it’s pretty much the best thing ever and here are some of my favorites so far

    so good


    I’m getting this one made into a motivational poster for my home office


    PLEASE GO MAKE SOME OF YOUR OWN RIGHT NOW

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    oh

    Sage advise

    June 22 2017

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    incorrectbioware:

    Dragon Age:Origins/How I Met Your Mother

    June 15 2017

    10:02

    June 14 2017

    15:27
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    linssweater:

    This thread omg

    June 12 2017

    09:08
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    amuzed1:

    saito-91:

    thenamesdiondra:

    cynosurecosplay:

    batter-sempai:

    sueanoi:

    pardonmewhileipanic:

    bankuei:

    meqabitch:

    theryanproject:

    futureblackpolitician:

    cloacacarnage:

    i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

    Wtf????

    Smoove with it too 

    This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

    “Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

    reminds me of this gif

    Baseball players are to be feared

    Reblogging for the last one

    ^Same for me

    They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

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